Random Tumblr Themes

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

"Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows."
-Peter Schultz (via kohwala)

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

runningmandz:

There’s a difference between wanting to change your body to improve and strengthen it and wanting to change your body because you hate it. It’s important to know the difference because one of those will destroy you from the inside out.