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Me:  leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

katara:

how are there people that don’t like Harry Potter

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen